Tiger Woods

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her
grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because
there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever first correctly answers the questions I ask can leave early today." Little Joni says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Joni Jr could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Joni Jr was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Joni Jr could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Joni Jr was even MADDER than before Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Joni Jr was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Joni Jr said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Joni Jr said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"